Re: Pick me up!

by **jua[n]** Sun 07 Dec 2008, 11:50 am

Lithium Sulphate wrote:@juan.
mao pud nah nas imo utok? hahaha.

@lovemarie.
naa d.i tawong malanay? kool!

Guy: miss do you own this car?
girl: no
guy: oh ok.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Can I rather own ur heart?
girl: Hubo panty. hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hubo lge daun XD

by **Lithium Sulphate** Sun 07 Dec 2008, 9:04 pm

nadas kachar sa laki. hahahaha.

by lovemarie Tue 09 Dec 2008, 10:39 am

Lithium Sulphate wrote:@lovemarie.
naa d.i tawong malanay? kool!

hahaha! naa oi. malanay mn gani ang chocolate. ang taw pa kha. hahaha!

by opawix Tue 09 Dec 2008, 10:54 am

girl: wink*
boy: ta.

by **riz.the_great** Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:22 am

bOi: can i REad Ur t.sHiRT iN bRaiL???

by Joshira Mon 02 Mar 2009, 9:47 pm

^ hahaa

partner: i wanna taste something sweet. can i taste your lips?
*after
partner: your lips are like vodka. && i wanna get wasted

by **riz.the_great** Wed 04 Mar 2009, 1:19 pm

girl: d nakuu .. gkapoi nakuu nimuu.. mulayas nakuu .hmpf.
boi: soree na pwd??
girl: duh. bSta mulakaW na jud kuU .. iLL bring stuffs that are MINE . period.
boi: pssst. naa ka naliMtan..
girl: saman???
boi: akUu d.i???

^_____^

by lovemarie Wed 04 Mar 2009, 2:58 pm

guy: miss, you look so familiar.
girl: uhmmm... really?
guy: yeah. you look like my next girlfriend.
girl: (nasuko) busted oi. hahahaha!

banga kaau ug pick-up line. lol.

by Joshira Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35 pm

Hi. I like you. I hope you learn to like me too. HAHAHA

by **jua[n]** Sun 24 May 2009, 11:16 pm

Guy: Miss, Pustiso ka ba?
Girl: (Praning) huh!?
Guy: Kasi I can't smile without you *naks!

by Joshira Wed 03 Jun 2009, 11:08 pm

by **jua[n]** Fri 05 Jun 2009, 2:16 pm

Hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo!

(so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng)

"Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."

by Joshira Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:15 pm

Hi, I'm Mr. Right -- I heard you were looking for me.

by **riz.the_great** Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:53 pm

ang dami na talaga ng mga banat ngayon...

wla tuloy akuung maisip ..

kundi IKAW ...

by Joshira Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:21 pm

Para cang hold-upper. Cunin mo na ang lahat sa acin, wag mo lang acong sasactan.

by **riz.the_great** Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:14 pm

itutuwid kuu landas muu
pra sa akiin didiritso Twisted Evil

by Joshira Sat 20 Jun 2009, 11:11 am

Boy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: How about tomorrow night?

by **riz.the_great** Wed 24 Jun 2009, 6:03 pm

the only ugly thing about you is that...

YOU're Not Mine.
Razz

by The Boss Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:24 am

I think that making love is the best form of exercise tudlopa

by **carzcarz** Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03 pm

BOY: hi cute, may titulo ka ba??
GIRL: wala. bakit??
BOY: tingin ko kasi pag- aari kita
GIRL: how sweet! ilang pages ka ba?
BOY (confused): bakit?
GIRL: KAPAAAAAAAAL MO KASI EHH!

lels

by **riz.the_great** Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:53 pm

hahaha.

ehem.ehem.

aLam muU gusTUu
kitANg gaLitin

kaSii... ParA paTuLan mUu na akuU! Twisted Evil

by **jua[n]** Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:07 pm

J: Ay nahulog!
C: Anoo?
J: Ayun.. nahulog puso ko para sa 'yo!
C: Ulol!

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