Re: Pick me up!

by **riz.the_great** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:12 pm

boy: tabi tau sa test huh??
girl: kopya ka/?

boy : nope.. i feel perfect whenever im beside u ei

(korNii)

by **carzcarz** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17 pm

Girl: U deserve everything and i deserve nothing.!

Boy: I am nothing and you are my everything... do we deserve each other now?!

by kutzekrap Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18 pm

bond. james bond

by **carzcarz** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24 pm

Top view, Rear view, Side view, Back View at anumang view.
Basta I loview!

by **riz.the_great** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32 pm

ChaR!!

HmMMm..

u know waT ur like my mom

kc ur d rizon y i am born

by **carzcarz** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:36 pm

HOROSCOPE:

Seswertehin ka sa PAG-IBIG!

--pag naging akin ka!

twopeace

by **riz.the_great** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:37 pm

la nakuu ma-think

lol

by **Kurdapya** Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:07 pm

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are
like my underwear..
*** coz i can't last a day without
you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal
ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko,humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

by **riz.the_great** Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03 am

bumibilog ka ata aH!!

-kc unti-unting ikaw ang ngiging mundo kuu

by **carzcarz** Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19 pm

Tinurukan ka ba ng anaesthesia? Bakit hindi mo maramdamang mahal kita?

by **riz.the_great** Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28 pm

^ aWtS

by **carzcarz** Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:13 pm

TRUE CONVERSATION:

HIM: Ngwat diay ka diha apartment?

CARZ: Ng soundtrip ra.

HIM: Unsa man pud na music?

CARZ: Pan brokenheart man. Paramore, COCO, etc..

HIM: Emo jud ni xa uie!

CARZ: Dili uie!

HIM: Emo jud! PAminaw ug kanang happy na mga songs!

CARZ: Di man ko EMO! IMU man ko! *laughs*

Razz

by **jua[n]** Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:46 pm

^ ayeee2 HAHAHA grabeg banat oh Laughing

@topic
Are you a water dispenser?Cos you're sometimes cold and warm to me Laughing

(corny)

by pig Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:13 am

waaaaaaaaaaaa...luuda oi mga tagalog pale

..hahaha
@topic
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

by **carzcarz** Wed 29 Oct 2008, 9:25 am

YESTERDAY'S conversation. (haha)

CARZ: Gipalitan ko chocolate. Happy kaayo ko. Yey!

HIM: Panhatag nako uie!

CARZ: Di ko uie!

HIM: Cge na ba! Gae ko!

CARZ: Ako raman ni!

HIM: Ako diay?

CARZ: AKO PUD.

HIM: [[shocked]]

*laughs*

by **jua[n]** Wed 29 Oct 2008, 8:46 pm

(Sauna. July 29,2008 4:21 p.m. @Robinson's)

(Call)
1: Do you have a map?!
G: because you often get lost in my eyes?daan namn na ui! HAHAHA
1: No. I literally got lost here, thinking of you. Di bya ko katuod dri ymrofl

G: HAHAHA

by terike77 Sat 01 Nov 2008, 12:10 pm

grabe puro man gugma!!

tsk tsk tsk

..............................................

are u from here??

i am now!!

---------------------------

coke ata to!!!

by **riz.the_great** Tue 04 Nov 2008, 9:15 am

guy: (giving a clean bond paper to his gf insted of a stationary)
gal: tihika nimo uii.. wla man lang ilabyu dri
guy: observe that plain paper
gal: and then?
guy: dat cud hav bin my lyp if u were not here bsyd me

*paksit! frm my port yir adviser na! tested and proven daw!

by **moonrose** Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33 am

B: Miga USC ka??
G: bkt ?
B: UR So0ooo Cute talaga.. Laughing

by **jua[n]** Tue 02 Dec 2008, 9:10 pm

September 15, 2007 (Wla paq number niya, sa iya dorm tambay)

J: Ui..Paborrow sa bolpen nimu bii Razz

A: Karich nimu! Panda ra gni bolpen nko diri (Laughs, lends pen)
J: BANG! Dli mn mu-agi XD
A: Daman ka?! Bg-o pa gani na ganiha ra naq gipalit!
J: Cge daw! Isuwat dw imu number?!
A: Ameeeeewww! (LOLS) ymrofl

by **riz.the_great** Wed 03 Dec 2008, 1:20 pm

guy: hi
girl: yes?
guy: hmmm
i just lost my number knina
girl: den?
guy: can i have urs?
Razz

by **Lithium Sulphate** Fri 05 Dec 2008, 9:27 pm

guy: hi!
Gurl: yeh?
Guy: can i borrow a ballpen?
gurl: sure.
guy: it won't work miss.
gurl: it does kanina.
guy: try mo nga right number mo?
Gurl: (BLUSH!)

by **jua[n]** Fri 05 Dec 2008, 11:03 pm

Lithium Sulphate wrote:guy: hi!
Gurl: yeh?
Guy: can i borrow a ballpen?
gurl: sure.
guy: it won't work miss.
gurl: it does kanina.
guy: try mo nga right number mo?
Gurl: (BLUSH!)

preho mn ta pick-up line! Laughing

by lovemarie Fri 05 Dec 2008, 11:06 pm

guy: miss, may i know what time is it?
girl: uhhmmm... 10:30
guy: so it's already the right time to know more about you.
girl: (nalanay)

hehehe.... Wink

by **Lithium Sulphate** Sat 06 Dec 2008, 3:50 pm

@juan.
mao pud nah nas imo utok? hahaha.

@lovemarie.
naa d.i tawong malanay? kool!

Guy: miss do you own this car?
girl: no
guy: oh ok.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Can I rather own ur heart?
girl: Hubo panty. hahahaha.

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