Corrupt A Wish Game

mgkalovers gyud mu. pero baho inyung mga ilok nya mgbuwag ra japun mu

I wish I could find the right things to say

your wish is granted but he is half-zombie therefore he stinks.bad

I wish I wouldn't be consumed by the past(pasensya.nindot pman gud ang memory XD)

..wish granted. maconsume jud na mahutdan nakag mathink.!

I wish our talk tonight would be unforgettable.

wish granted but you drank 17 liters of jungle wine, got drunk, will have this sick hangover by tomorrow and by then, you'd forget your talk

I wish I could be as invisible as she makes me feel

wish granted but your stealth camouflage(permanent invisibility) will not be in effect anymore.

i wish i can kick someone's ass right now

..wish granted but he'll kick your balls as well.

I wish I can play rock and roll.

wish granted but it'll end up on a flooding water(simbako ahaha)

i wish i could get a N6300 fone

wish granted pero ang ang parts kay pang 3210. Nyaha!

I wish love don't exist. (EMO)

wish granted but it does exist
I wish by the time the year ends, I'm gonna get my black belt

..wish granted pero fake lang. Nyaha!

I wish humans are animals

guys edit your posts.. keep track of every wish posted starting from i wish i could kick someone's ass right now.

ha? wa ko kasabot. sai amo editon sa amo post?

wish granted boss hahaha

I wish wala na ang mga telenovela

keep track lang sa babaw diay. 2 na ang replies sa i wish i could kick someone's ass right now.

EDIT: padaun nalng. hehe.

wish granted but in demand kaau na sa mga tv people hehe

i wish i can eat pungko2 right now

..wish granted pero wai lingkuranan aron mapungkuan.

I wish makasuway ko balik pungko2x kay once ra ko kakaon ana. Nyaha!

wish granted.makasuway ka pero bahaw tanan imung nakaon nya gikalibanga daun ka

I wish kami magkadayun ni Maria Sharapova!!

..wish granted nya himuon kag rocket bah. punog bun.og kay itsahan kag bola. Nyaha!

I wish makakontak nko niya kay ungo man ang sun.

wish granted, nakakontak gyud ka! pero out of coverage area d.i cya

I wish she'd drive by my house then mgjoyride mi..(paita dli lge ko hibaw drayb)

wish granted. magdrive2x mo pero sakay jip. LOL.

d.i. Sakto ka. out of coverage. huhu.

I wish naai moon nasim. lOL

wish granted kanang png.gabie lng na sim gud. pero gisunog sa NPA ang ilang cellsite XD

I wish she'd be happy in another guy's arms..

..wish granted pero she can't help thinking of you.

I wish walai exam ugma sa BA.
:]

wish granted pero bombahan sad mug exam sa minor subjects ninyu

I wish murag telenovela amu lab story. happy ending XD

..wish granted. pero kutob ras damgo.

I wish pasar ko tanang subject.

PS: Minors are easy. BLEEEH!